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Werner - Röhrig killing dog
Posted by: TomCat39

Video duration: 206 seconds
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Werners boss Röhrig causing a lot of trouble with the painting of a house and then killing the owners dog while drilling a hole in a wall ending in a big fire - have fun!

Related: werner, röhrig, maler, haus, dog, feuer, fire

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warum denn alles ...
By: Marschmallowman. on 08 Sep 10, 15:18:29
warum denn alles auf Englisch geschriebn , Werner geht doch auf Englisch garnich

Braver Lumpiii.? ...
By: Girlpower937. on 04 Sep 10, 12:57:52
Braver Lumpiii.? EinfacH HerrLich.:):):):)

Ich versteh nich ...
By: TieJayKay. on 01 Sep 10, 19:45:34
Ich versteh nich warum titel und beschreibung englisch sind wenn der clip selbst eh deutsch is xD

Der hund ist nicht ...
By: klut5090. on 25 Aug 10, 19:31:53
Der hund ist nicht tot.

Genauuuu messen :-D
By: carnifex2001. on 12 Aug 10, 11:57:29
Genauuuu messen :-D

Braver Lumpi....... ...
By: diggybluebird. on 09 Aug 10, 22:39:41
Braver Lumpi....... :-D Oberst von Geil

braver lumpi^^
By: Beisser2. on 18 Jul 10, 12:39:12
braver lumpi^^

"nanu, warum hab ...
By: erikmuench. on 01 Jul 10, 01:22:40
"nanu, warum hab ich unwucht?" xD

Mit sinn und ...
By: derbalinder1. on 20 Jun 10, 10:13:49
Mit sinn und verstand messen :D :D

@xxlilkai3xx ja ...
By: derbalinder1. on 20 Jun 10, 10:13:18
@xxlilkai3xx ja aber rahmen ist schön auf gärung gesecht ^^

nanu wieso hab ich ...
By: killermonky. on 14 Jun 10, 01:18:03
nanu wieso hab ich unwucht xD

"ja äh Walter, du ...
By: drumatiker. on 11 Jun 10, 21:33:10
"ja äh Walter, du äh... glaub da hast du irgendwie n Abflussrohr getroffen! Meinst du? Joah denn müssen wir drüben löten! *pfumm*" Zu geil, echt!!! :D

lool, wie er sich ...
By: Shufflefreaker. on 08 Jun 10, 21:18:54
lool, wie er sich die bohrmaschine inne fresse haut xD

Ich hab diesen Film ...
By: ElecV. on 27 May 10, 17:52:44
Ich hab diesen Film nicht gesehen, nur den ersten udn den zweiten. Aber diese Szene ist einfach klasse

und guck mal des ...
By: xxlilkai3xx. on 06 May 10, 11:11:12
und guck mal des bild ehh walter ehh is des nich geschmacklouus ? das ist mir einfach zu ehh abstrakt xD

nanu wieso hab ich ...
By: Ickerbocker. on 19 Apr 10, 19:38:46
nanu wieso hab ich unwucht?^^ xDDDDDD

krääh! braver lumpi ...
By: MrJustforfun100. on 17 Apr 10, 13:37:54
krääh! braver lumpi=)

jaaaa aber der rahm ...
By: Schwitzbuster. on 11 Apr 10, 14:40:41
jaaaa aber der rahm is schön auf gährung jesecht geil!!

awesome
By: JeffHardyFreeak02. on 03 Apr 10, 19:23:35
awesome

lekka lekka füür ...
By: SwissSupraFan. on 28 Mar 10, 01:41:47
lekka lekka füür lumpiiiiii brava lumpi bei mir wa de vogel dea hamma^^

der beste Werner ...
By: XxGamemaster2009xX. on 06 Mar 10, 20:17:47
der beste Werner Film ever XDD

Schmerzhafes dildo ...
By: mvphasser. on 19 Feb 10, 17:40:56
Schmerzhafes dildo ps braver lumpi

Eins muss man dem ...
By: TheKeksmann. on 08 Feb 10, 18:46:47
Eins muss man dem Röhrich aber lassen. Dieses mal hat er WIRKLICH keine Leitung/ Rohr angbohrt!^^ Trotzdem ging am Ende alles schief...^^

Das ist bestimmt ...
By: ruhri0411. on 05 Feb 10, 17:01:13
Das ist bestimmt die Schwester von Frau Gloer *lol*

der arme Hund
By: MrPaz500. on 01 Feb 10, 16:28:05
der arme Hund

Werner Beinhart intro
Posted by: tschickracha

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Werner Beinhart intro

Related: werner, beinhart, intro, theme, german, torfrock

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Ich auch . iss voll ...
By: fotofreak100. on 08 Sep 10, 13:09:54
Ich auch . iss voll krass

22 pappnasen hier ...
By: BilligBeatz. on 06 Sep 10, 01:39:47
22 pappnasen hier am start!

"BESCHEIT" XD
By: Revan0o1o0. on 04 Sep 10, 14:13:45
"BESCHEIT" XD

Da bekommt man echt ...
By: xXWestside88Xx. on 01 Sep 10, 20:50:47
Da bekommt man echt Bock noch ne Runde zu drehen ...

haste de recht is ...
By: DJlamborghini1. on 28 Aug 10, 22:07:40
haste de recht is einfach geilo

ich find den Igel ...
By: messgirl1991. on 26 Aug 10, 17:34:39
ich find den Igel voll cool! :P XD

Einfach Kult :)
By: Baracuda110. on 24 Aug 10, 16:15:26
Einfach Kult :)

An die Kuh und an ...
By: MrB1rdman. on 22 Aug 10, 22:15:31
An die Kuh und an den Bullen vorbei überholen wir auch die Polizei :D Werner ist echt kult!

Jetz sach doch ...
By: Exundhob. on 22 Aug 10, 10:54:45
Jetz sach doch entliche einer mal Bescheid!

@Fabibockworle135 ...
By: Gummifunzel. on 20 Aug 10, 11:35:39
@Fabibockworle135 warscheinlich schon irgendein selbstgebautes teil ;)

@Kaugummimat im ...
By: Gummifunzel. on 20 Aug 10, 11:32:29
@Kaugummimat im Suff kann des schon mal

abrocken ;)
By: TechnoBaseLover10. on 19 Aug 10, 21:35:34
abrocken ;)

lieb das lied
By: Hundeknochen1. on 13 Aug 10, 16:04:51
lieb das lied

mein neame ist ...
By: MrMysterio619Rey. on 08 Aug 10, 14:15:27
mein neame ist RÖHRICH, WALTER RÖHRICH

wernääääää wo is ...
By: FL8100. on 03 Aug 10, 20:21:19
wernääääää wo is die rohhrrrrzangeee beste Film intro :D

This german ...
By: DANTE30101990. on 30 Jul 10, 22:21:59
This german animation film is simply awesome ! Don 't forget the Flaschbier game too ! Fav 's !!! Greetings from Hungary !

Legendär
By: KevinakaFrankWhite. on 28 Jul 10, 10:01:14
Legendär

Ich liebe das Lied ...
By: CraZyySamii. on 27 Jul 10, 11:00:32
Ich liebe das Lied ;D Aberder Film is ach nich schlecht :DD

das lied fetzt voll ...
By: laputanermachine. on 25 Jul 10, 20:15:18
das lied fetzt voll !!!!!!!!!!!!

Eckaaaat, Eckaaaaat ...
By: meborez. on 23 Jul 10, 18:53:52
Eckaaaat, Eckaaaaat, ich glub die russn sin' doa wärnaaa, wärnaaaaa.... wo bissu denn?

21 Leute wissen ...
By: IchigoFrucht. on 19 Jul 10, 12:18:14
21 Leute wissen nicht, was Kult is :D

dengel dengel ...
By: EllipseTwoThousand. on 10 Jul 10, 13:39:00
dengel dengel dengel dengel dengel xD

@Kaugummimat ...
By: OsnaFreak1899. on 09 Jul 10, 07:59:20
@Kaugummimat stimmt wer das nicht mag ist kein mensch

hm 21 Leute haben ...
By: Kaugummimat. on 23 Jun 10, 21:22:20
hm 21 Leute haben den "Mag ich" Button verfehlt ... passiert ja mal.

@Fabibockworle135 ...
By: Fabibockworle135. on 16 Jun 10, 11:40:18
@Fabibockworle135 weis jez indian

Werner - Ne gane me
Posted by: mxslovenia

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Famous slovenian singer Werner. www.werner444.com

Related: werner, ne, gane, me

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Werner Herzog gets shot by LA sniper during interview
Posted by: cobraverde1

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See the great German filmaker get shot in the gut while giving an interview to the BBC - a couple of months later he pulled Jaquin Phoenix from a car wreck in LA. That's nothing, you should see his films! "Grizzly Man", "Rescue Dawn", "Fitzcaralldo", "Aguire: Wrath of God", "Even Dwarfs Started Small".

Related: werner, herzog, shot, bullet, rescue, dawn, grizzly, man

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nice purple pants ...
By: almightyjass. on 08 Sep 10, 15:20:31
nice purple pants werner!

It could only ...
By: keithslum. on 07 Sep 10, 13:44:31
It could only happen to Herzog!!!!! He dives into a cactus, eats his own shoe and now.... He's not bothered either!!!!!!!! "It's not significant" lol...

@declanc134 Right ...
By: djfsxfun. on 05 Sep 10, 10:41:53
@declanc134 Right their i was lookin for 1 of those comments

Why the fuck was ...
By: GilbertSyndrome. on 05 Sep 10, 03:58:35
Why the fuck was this piece of shit recommended for me?

when i saw shot by ...
By: declanc134. on 02 Sep 10, 03:04:52
when i saw shot by LA sniper i thought he was gonna be, ya know, shot. an air rifle that didnt injure him is really misleading. jus sayin.

@analduct Or The ...
By: ABeautifulDeath13. on 30 Aug 10, 22:29:10
@analduct Or The complete Midwest XD

gotta love los ...
By: analduct. on 29 Aug 10, 07:02:04
gotta love los angelas, the shit hole of north america.

@HarveyDentLives ...
By: extrafrenulum. on 28 Aug 10, 15:17:24
@HarveyDentLives There's no such thing as purgatory...the Catholic church did away with it a couple of years back........HAHAHA...can you believe it?

@HighNortherner ...
By: HarveyDentLives. on 27 Aug 10, 19:52:59
@HighNortherner That made me laugh very hard. Kudos! When Herzog dies, I'm sure he'll got to purgatory and argue with Kinski for the rest of eternity about Fitzcarraldo.

@ChrisGnosis ...
By: vk45de. on 24 Aug 10, 22:08:20
@ChrisGnosis airsoft bbs cant break skin through several layers of clothing mate.

why do I get the ...
By: TheManWithNoShame. on 24 Aug 10, 20:41:02
why do I get the feeling the gunman was aiming for Kermode...

the gunman is now ...
By: xerxerxex. on 22 Aug 10, 23:16:17
the gunman is now an unspoken legend! He must have been freaking out afterwards "like omg I b.b.'d Werner Herzog!" gotta love Herzog's sense of humor.

Air rifle? really? ...
By: ChrisGnosis. on 22 Aug 10, 01:12:04
Air rifle? really? Why are people saying he's awesome for getting hit by an air soft B.B.? We do realize that people do this for fun right?

How about the title ...
By: JavaJaxRex. on 21 Aug 10, 00:40:54
How about the title of the video be: 'Werner Herzog gets shot by air rifle' instead of making us think he'd been slaughtered by an actual gunman? wtf. I was sitting in my chair waiting for a tremendous hole to rip into his chest.

Okay, maybe Kermode ...
By: mistertarmac. on 19 Aug 10, 23:58:57
Okay, maybe Kermode was being a little over dramatic, but whether it was a minor wound or not, the man was still attacked and it's still fucking disgusting. Would it have been any more or less acceptable had someone walked over and thumped him instead? Incidentally, Herzog handles it very well. He's an absolute, solid gold hero.

Oh my god, this is ...
By: havoc1310. on 18 Aug 10, 04:50:46
Oh my god, this is so gay. He got a welt. Get over it.

that's because he ...
By: davidj1011. on 17 Aug 10, 01:07:22
that's because he staged the whole thing

werner herzog - bad ...
By: myboomstick. on 15 Aug 10, 13:53:57
werner herzog - bad ass mofo.

XDDD
By: RikaChan2379. on 12 Aug 10, 18:29:57
XDDD

Heaven like a mofo
By: gwhendri. on 10 Aug 10, 05:55:09
Heaven like a mofo

an air rifle? I ...
By: Shounenguy3. on 10 Aug 10, 04:27:50
an air rifle? I thought it was some sniper in the mountains with a 50 cal.

also echt hey ho ...
By: factorqg. on 08 Aug 10, 19:41:01
also echt hey ho bin so einsam jemand lust zum chatten oder so

in Soviet Russia ...
By: phiphers. on 08 Aug 10, 15:51:05
in Soviet Russia Werner Herzog eats non significant bullets trough abdomen

LA SNIPER is a 11 ...
By: mikethenascarfan. on 07 Aug 10, 08:59:10
LA SNIPER is a 11 year old playing around with an air gun

"wot was dat"xD
By: robdazombie555. on 06 Aug 10, 00:33:11
"wot was dat"xD

Werner 4 Fußball
Posted by: toniguenther

Video duration: 425 seconds
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Genial!

Related: werner, vier, fussball

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@G4MEST4R Gekotzt ...
By: PaPa131007. on 09 Sep 10, 15:00:32
@G4MEST4R Gekotzt wird später

einfach nur ...
By: C0MB4T4RMSG4M3R1. on 06 Sep 10, 21:46:46
einfach nur geiiiilll !!!! :]

Gelungender ...
By: Niklasbro. on 06 Sep 10, 16:57:21
Gelungender Kopfball Von Spühlmeier Das Bild xDD

@jenzvandestaal " ...
By: jecapeter. on 04 Sep 10, 14:40:09
@jenzvandestaal "Wirst schon net zusammenklappen!" ;p

hi was geht geiles ...
By: llDarkSide10ll. on 03 Sep 10, 18:50:14
hi was geht geiles video

"Watt is mit essen? ...
By: jenzvandestaal. on 03 Sep 10, 13:27:31
"Watt is mit essen? Ich brauch watt in Magen!" :D

wie heißt der teil?
By: G4MEST4R. on 03 Sep 10, 13:10:10
wie heißt der teil?

Hi Schaut Euch mal ...
By: Thehighlowman. on 02 Sep 10, 02:41:14
Hi Schaut Euch mal Stefan B. 11 - FReunde und Dreier Song an. Ziemlich geil. Dem Fussballer kommen Traenen in die Augen? bei 11 - Freunde. Viel Spass.

Propoannnflöööde xD ...
By: Zizou2812. on 01 Sep 10, 20:02:56
Propoannnflöööde xD geil man

ein herzerfrisc ...
By: vogel6131. on 01 Sep 10, 19:33:42
ein herzerfrisc hendes moin moin an alle durchgeknallten

3:06 Arschklare ...
By: Derdahierundso. on 01 Sep 10, 15:15:45
3:06 Arschklare Linie:D

das beste ist ab 2: ...
By: ZOOKI100. on 01 Sep 10, 10:33:05
das beste ist ab 2:54 xD ICH BRAUCH RUHE BEIM SCHEISSEN XD

wie geil werner das ...
By: jugglerkkev. on 30 Aug 10, 17:38:31
wie geil werner das kommentiert haha

Genial " ...
By: 95Gigant. on 30 Aug 10, 17:05:53
Genial "Fekalfix"

wie heißt das lied ...
By: TheRedSkin2009. on 30 Aug 10, 15:34:24
wie heißt das lied am anfang?? von wem ist das?..

Geiles vid! wenn ...
By: bildervonmaennern. on 30 Aug 10, 08:34:29
Geiles vid! wenn euch das gefällt würde ich euch gerne zu unserem kanal einladen. Werner Bölkstofffff!!!

Alles zur laufenden ...
By: SJGProduction1. on 29 Aug 10, 19:27:23
Alles zur laufenden Bundesliga Saison auf bundesliga-2010-blog.blogspot.com

Alles zur laufenden ...
By: SJGProduction1. on 29 Aug 10, 19:27:09
Alles zur laufenden Bundesliga Saison auf bundesliga-2010-blog.blogspot.com

Alles zur laufenden ...
By: SJGProduction1. on 29 Aug 10, 19:26:28
Alles zur laufenden Bundesliga Saison auf bundesliga-2010-blog.blogspot.com/

Total GEIIIL XD
By: Eminem2744. on 29 Aug 10, 16:08:31
Total GEIIIL XD

"Dramatische ...
By: Revan0o1o0. on 28 Aug 10, 14:15:16
"Dramatische schluss Minuten ,die Schemo Kloaken verteidigen ihren dünnen vorsprung bis aufs Messer ....... in der not tuts auch die Gabel"

Fleischhammer :)
By: TilliWilli112. on 28 Aug 10, 10:57:42
Fleischhammer :)

@Mehrelen wo steht ...
By: jugglerkkev. on 26 Aug 10, 13:10:40
@Mehrelen wo steht das?

2011 kommt der neue ...
By: Mehrelen. on 24 Aug 10, 19:11:54
2011 kommt der neue Werner-Film in die Kinos :)

des isch geil des ...
By: ScoOterFreAk19971. on 24 Aug 10, 15:03:20
des isch geil des Video^^

$Werner Herzog Reads Where\$

Werner Herzog Reads Where's Waldo
Posted by: RyanIverson

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Uncompromising German film director Werner Herzog reads the children's classic Where's Waldo

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@ReneAlanisJr i ...
By: missybr26. on 08 Sep 10, 21:24:02
@ReneAlanisJr i dont get it

It's all in good ...
By: lubrecht. on 03 Sep 10, 16:07:32
It's all in good fun. Love it.

I thought this was ...
By: tomman222. on 01 Sep 10, 17:22:29
I thought this was "Where's Waldo?"... not "Where's Valdo?".

This is so god damn ...
By: ChocomintCA. on 31 Aug 10, 06:15:37
This is so god damn epic, I love it.

chuck norris is the ...
By: VertSk8er12. on 29 Aug 10, 22:52:25
chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding.

This is the ...
By: olin97217. on 29 Aug 10, 19:02:33
This is the funniest thing I ever saw!

I love you for ...
By: rowiian. on 27 Aug 10, 16:28:55
I love you for making this. *less than three*

yes.
By: halohotdog. on 25 Aug 10, 22:09:00
yes.

your awsome
By: retardedforfun117. on 22 Aug 10, 09:58:58
your awsome

@Kid4Poke :( that ...
By: Ambzelia89. on 21 Aug 10, 15:11:57
@Kid4Poke :( that messed with my dyslexia so much...you've no idea...

@Kid4Poke ???????? ...
By: ReneAlanisJr. on 20 Aug 10, 09:46:57
@Kid4Poke ???????? ???? ??? ?????

@ReneAlanisJr ...
By: Kid4Poke. on 20 Aug 10, 09:31:50
@ReneAlanisJr russia find you soviet waldo and pedobear in

1:25 Actually, I'm ...
By: PLdrummer. on 20 Aug 10, 06:26:02
1:25 Actually, I'm pretty sure that's one of those asshole impostors...

@Kid4Poke you find ...
By: ReneAlanisJr. on 20 Aug 10, 02:06:39
@Kid4Poke you find waldo, Russia Soviet in.

@ReneAlanisJr no ...
By: Kid4Poke. on 20 Aug 10, 01:00:39
@ReneAlanisJr no Russia Soviet in waldo you finds

so simple. so ...
By: lustyrevelwenches. on 15 Aug 10, 21:50:24
so simple. so sublime. the commenters pour haterade from the darkest, moistest pocket of their shadow selves.

2:03 he grabs her ...
By: mattdiggity469. on 13 Aug 10, 03:32:36
2:03 he grabs her ass

You sound more like ...
By: WarpYourWoof. on 10 Aug 10, 21:06:07
You sound more like David Attenborough than Werner Herzog. I am sorely disappointed.

@BriggsLettow ...
By: AhmadAlony123. on 10 Aug 10, 13:30:11
@BriggsLettow Because...?

@ReneAlanisJr Nice ...
By: AhmadAlony123. on 10 Aug 10, 13:29:56
@ReneAlanisJr Nice attempt.

youtube's best video
By: tizi8. on 10 Aug 10, 02:17:40
youtube's best video

In Soviet Russia, ...
By: ReneAlanisJr. on 09 Aug 10, 07:07:06
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you.

This isn't Werner. ...
By: BriggsLettow. on 09 Aug 10, 06:47:20
This isn't Werner. This is stupid.

Brilliantly Werner. ...
By: frankysandwich. on 09 Aug 10, 02:58:37
Brilliantly Werner. "Zay are a seriez of transmishuns from ze past, sent in a code ve cannot deciphah" haha

sounds like herzog ...
By: jimmyjanglin. on 08 Aug 10, 02:24:11
sounds like herzog impersonation

Werner Herzog Reads Curious George
Posted by: RyanIverson

Video duration: 240 seconds
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German director of Bad Lieutenant, Grizzly Man, and Rescue Dawn reads and interprets the children's classic Curious George. EDIT: lots of people posting this video are claiming it's really Werner Herzog. It's not. I never thought anyone would think it was. Sorry for the mixup!

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This is NOT ...
By: BadResistors. on 04 Sep 10, 20:58:27
This is NOT Werner's voice, it's a very blatant fake.

I really got ...
By: gakdan76. on 02 Sep 10, 06:58:56
I really got excited and a little puzzled when I saw this until I pushed play thank you for saying it was not really him alot of assholes would not have gone that route

Let Werner Herzog ...
By: johnrobertkennes. on 05 Aug 10, 07:04:37
Let Werner Herzog read your kids to sleep

How does this ONLY ...
By: yarneyboy24. on 02 Aug 10, 17:50:17
How does this ONLY have 172,000 views?

brilliant
By: aneondevilbreath. on 24 Jul 10, 04:19:13
brilliant

I'd rather hear it ...
By: strapazin. on 20 Jul 10, 17:07:00
I'd rather hear it read by Klaus Kinski.

@zapq3 you should ...
By: eier. on 20 Jul 10, 06:22:42
@zapq3 you should check out his interpretation of "where's waldo"

youtube.com/watch?v ...
By: DirtyGarnet. on 15 Jul 10, 18:24:51
youtube.com/watch?v=QX_n-4lGGkA - Brand new Werner Herzog reading of the famous poem 'If' is located at the above link.

"This should give ...
By: bananaxtree. on 10 Jul 10, 20:13:08
"This should give you a dim view of human potential"

It seems like this ...
By: paul9663. on 07 Jul 10, 21:21:26
It seems like this curious George story has more underlying message, the man in the yellow hat, gets a foreigner a black person in this example as a the George the monkey. Tried to civilize him, and the black person doesn't abide by the rules or laws to well. Ends up in the jail and escapes to the hood where other people like him live, The zoo in this case would be like ghetto or hood where blacks and people on welfare all on the same boat are. Animals

This is the best ...
By: zapq3. on 16 Jun 10, 21:54:27
This is the best thing I have ever seen in the public forum of Youtube, ever.

"an obscene, ...
By: voorface. on 14 Jun 10, 00:06:02
"an obscene, overwhelming jungle"! haha perfect.

Goodnight liebschen ...
By: Pablo668. on 04 Jun 10, 07:31:54
Goodnight liebschen! ha ha ha!

Shit man who knew ...
By: BagginsOfBunting. on 01 Jun 10, 21:13:58
Shit man who knew that monkey could become a lesson on semiotics and philosophy

This is the most ...
By: Masterphonic. on 27 May 10, 19:20:38
This is the most brilliant thing to have been uploaded to Youtube.

Curious George is ...
By: Ciaresayton. on 24 May 10, 21:57:15
Curious George is actually based on George Herbert Walker (Scherff) "poppy" Bush.

can whoever does ...
By: superllama01. on 17 May 10, 23:55:50
can whoever does this please do rudolph next? i've always thought it was suspicious that santa would allow him to be treated so badly, and then be welcomed back into society only after he is useful.

@jpwn11 nm, he says ...
By: jpwn11. on 17 May 10, 01:50:50
@jpwn11 nm, he says 'facsimile'

whats he say at 3: ...
By: jpwn11. on 16 May 10, 03:35:38
whats he say at 3:44-45? factzimaly?

Even the fishes ...
By: anumber18. on 12 May 10, 07:42:40
Even the fishes longed for something smaller and more manageable than the oceans.

3:01 WHEEEOOOOOOOOO
By: Hobojedi. on 09 May 10, 06:28:46
3:01 WHEEEOOOOOOOOO

''In short order, a ...
By: croscream. on 06 May 10, 18:24:16
''In short order, a monkey has bested seven adult men. This should give you a dim view of human potential'' WaHaHaHA!!

ze mouses
By: briguylf11. on 04 May 10, 03:10:14
ze mouses

Absolutely fucking ...
By: Dilapsor. on 03 May 10, 04:20:11
Absolutely fucking genius! Great parody!

bahaha i love ...
By: rapid638. on 03 May 10, 04:09:41
bahaha i love werner herzog him reading kids books makes me laugh

Werner (test vid)
Posted by: Tokatt

Video duration: 209 seconds
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This is my favorit part from Werner. This is the first time I used windows movie maker thats why the quality sucks. Sorry for that. Hope you enjoy.

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wo hat werner den ...
By: rene2354. on 15 Jun 10, 16:40:22
wo hat werner den bora her

Mit wem sprechen ...
By: liveinmagde. on 13 Jun 10, 19:45:22
Mit wem sprechen die? Dem Kühlergrill? Lol Xp

Das geilste ist wo ...
By: ghettochen. on 06 Apr 10, 01:08:56
Das geilste ist wo werner die Fliegenklatsche hochgeht xDDDD

KK Duisters ^^
By: robje303. on 31 Dec 09, 20:05:14
KK Duisters ^^

die jungs han n ...
By: FreshClaudeX. on 05 Oct 09, 16:41:00
die jungs han n verdammt gutn musikgeschmack

hatten wir ...
By: pedator92. on 31 Jul 08, 02:50:30
hatten wir eigenlich schon vollgas gehabt spax ma fest die scheiße ja wie wie jetz na das gaspedal da *fest mach* darf ich anmerken eurer könig wenn vollgas denn richtig wir haben doch noch unsere nitro injekzion ou ja ich geb den befehl zum anblassen *schalter gummitot umleg**am ventiel dreh* *hebel runter mach* :D *überstandstreifen bredder* :D das is so geil xDDDDD

das heist spax mal ...
By: madmax031989. on 04 Apr 08, 15:51:05
das heist spax mal fest die scheisse

Das ist ein Golf I ...
By: bonzenpetti. on 30 Mar 08, 16:12:32
Das ist ein Golf I Cabrio,ein golf 2 cabrio gab es bekanntlich nie

Das ist kein Trabbi ...
By: NetsrohtBMW. on 15 Mar 08, 18:52:31
Das ist kein Trabbi sondern VW Golf II DAS Prolo-Auto schlechthin...

Ham wia eigndlich ...
By: MRoth93. on 01 Mar 08, 18:47:40
Ham wia eigndlich schon Volgass gehabt???Schpachks ma fest die scheiße!!! :-D

Der Trabbi is bis ...
By: windkraftjoe. on 24 Jan 08, 19:09:43
Der Trabbi is bis zur Karosse abgewetzt !

räisen sie mit den ...
By: holzhacker82. on 03 Jan 08, 17:20:06
räisen sie mit den persone gemäinsam odechr?? nö normal nich!:D

nu fahr halt harald ...
By: nightmare141. on 28 Dec 07, 20:34:42
nu fahr halt harald! tu i ja! tu i ja! lol

Räiset sie mit dene ...
By: BTSKATER94. on 10 Nov 07, 11:38:40
Räiset sie mit dene Persone Gemäinsam oder???? ZU GEIL *****

wenn Vollgas dann ...
By: vonderlippe. on 29 Oct 07, 19:47:21
wenn Vollgas dann richtig NITRO!! ^_^

^^schraub ma fest ...
By: hippielautre. on 25 Oct 07, 19:38:42
^^schraub ma fest die scheiße^^ zu geil, 5 sterne

shary shary lady * ...
By: ichderbaum. on 23 Oct 07, 20:00:12
shary shary lady *weglach* soooo geil^^

"Harrald, wasch ...
By: Rockgirlylorenz. on 08 Oct 07, 18:49:00
"Harrald, wasch ischn deees?" LOL rofl zu geil XD

yehaa wene..gib ma' ...
By: ruschkyyy. on 11 Sep 07, 17:07:13
yehaa wene..gib ma' de zang hea! geil

GgLlEeIiCcHh HhAaMm ...
By: Pannemann666. on 22 Jul 07, 16:49:31
GgLlEeIiCcHh HhAaMm WwIiRr SsIiEe xDD

hehe das video ist ...
By: yamimarcel. on 05 May 07, 12:36:55
hehe das video ist geil 5 Sterne

I love werner! :D
By: Kopriva1991. on 01 Apr 07, 01:32:22
I love werner! :D

Werner Herzog Reads Madeline
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German director of Bad Lieutenant, Grizzly Man, and Rescue Dawn reads and interprets the children's classic Madeline. (NOTE: Not really Werner Herzog)

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Sehr lustig!
By: WeepingStellaMaris. on 05 Sep 10, 06:11:03
Sehr lustig!

one of ze funniest ...
By: olin97217. on 01 Sep 10, 02:46:41
one of ze funniest ever!

This is the best ...
By: sep332. on 09 Aug 10, 03:52:23
This is the best one so far. Your curious George was cynical, and Where's Waldo was ambiguous, but there isn't any other way to interpret this book. When I read it as a little boy, I had *exactly* these questions in mind, and no answers. Thank you for shedding some light on this story. Maybe you could do Harold and the Purple Crayon next? although that one's kind of obvious... maybe Horton Hears a Who would fit your style better.

nice
By: MyKimberly18. on 08 Aug 10, 02:51:35
nice

effin' brilliant!!
By: vantagestudios. on 06 Aug 10, 16:10:32
effin' brilliant!!

youtube.com/watch?v ...
By: DirtyGarnet. on 15 Jul 10, 18:25:49
youtube.com/watch?v=QX_n-4lGGkA - Brand new Werner Herzog reading of the famous poem 'If' is located at the above link.

Sounds like a cross ...
By: PtAltmVansanTarr. on 04 Jul 10, 05:39:27
Sounds like a cross between Herzog and a nature video, maybe they sell the same themes

Herzog doesn't ...
By: pjbrubak. on 03 Jul 10, 17:53:47
Herzog doesn't pronounce his "w"'s like "v"s. He speaks good enough English to know to say "Winter" and not "Vinter." Otherwise your accent is pretty good.

I love how he ends ...
By: edaderkas. on 18 Jun 10, 16:17:47
I love how he ends it with "This has been Madeline. I'm Werner Herzog. Goodnight Princess."

"Ze smallest girl ...
By: TheBronxShogun. on 10 Jun 10, 17:15:55
"Ze smallest girl was Madeline, looking every bit the Napoleon, the little dictator. She is introduced in her underwear, as a nod to French sensibilities."

these videos are ...
By: Jkchunt. on 07 Jun 10, 07:58:53
these videos are fantastic

This is seriously ...
By: Pablo668. on 04 Jun 10, 07:27:08
This is seriously amazing

Do the Grinch!!!
By: Zardoz151. on 02 Jun 10, 17:17:13
Do the Grinch!!!

I love you, dude.
By: ThexJokersxJester. on 17 May 10, 18:21:31
I love you, dude.

In truth, children ...
By: Sami7685. on 16 May 10, 20:05:52
In truth, children are next door to sociopaths. :)

She was not afraid ...
By: anumber18. on 12 May 10, 07:39:33
She was not afraid of mousies.

please read the ...
By: noralindsey. on 11 May 10, 01:52:57
please read the giving tree, werner.

Underwear...French ...
By: BlackMalta. on 09 May 10, 09:17:23
Underwear...French sensibilities...fantastic!

perfect!
By: stinabear01. on 08 May 10, 16:56:39
perfect!

Holy shit. Awesome. ...
By: petie71. on 07 May 10, 18:23:09
Holy shit. Awesome. LOL.

you sound ...
By: Lodeixa. on 07 May 10, 02:16:59
you sound irish-german

P.S. you've GOT to ...
By: lola2177. on 06 May 10, 18:28:33
P.S. you've GOT to do more. children's books are ripe with material.

This was on NPR- ...
By: lola2177. on 06 May 10, 18:24:51
This was on NPR- KUOW this morning! Nancy Pearl on Picture Books with Steve Scher, 9 am. They closed the show with a clip of your reading of Madeline.. they credited Werner Herzog, though. It was so funny, I had to see if I could find it for myself!

@flippinrogue ...
By: thenothingbox. on 05 May 10, 22:57:30
@flippinrogue sounds like a sitar

What's the ...
By: flippinrogue. on 05 May 10, 01:33:37
What's the instrument playing at the very beginning?

$Werner Herzog on Henry Rollins\$

Werner Herzog on Henry Rollins' Show.
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Great interview with Werner Herzog.

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Genius.
By: yaopasha. on 05 Sep 10, 09:12:53
Genius.

naja bin total ...
By: psychophysicqdqpc. on 03 Sep 10, 02:16:24
naja bin total ungezogen heute wer will mit mir telen der kann sich ja melden

@JacksonOssea ...
By: misterbizzones. on 03 Sep 10, 00:21:34
@JacksonOssea Definitely watch Aguirre. Probably a good place to start.

The more interviews ...
By: Goose511th. on 30 Aug 10, 19:08:09
The more interviews I see Rollins do, the more I understand why people call him a "bad interviewer".. he is completely contrary to their expectations. He treats his guests with respect, doesn't put them in a glitzy set or crack jokes over what they say. He's not Leno, or Letterman, or any of the late night talk show hosts. He's actually INTERESTED in what they have to say, in finding out about them. It's more accurate to call it a conversation, rather than an interview, IMO.

Is it just my ...
By: VlikeVince777. on 30 Aug 10, 13:17:12
Is it just my opinion or is Henry Rollins a great host...i mean his questions are perfect!

Werner Herzog is ...
By: matthaufan97. on 30 Aug 10, 04:50:49
Werner Herzog is one of those insane directors who are a master of what they do

That guy is awesome ...
By: cha0scl0ud. on 29 Aug 10, 15:52:18
That guy is awesome lol. Well, both of them.

I've only seen one ...
By: JacksonOssea. on 15 Aug 10, 21:31:22
I've only seen one of his films, Rescue Dawn, but his reputation makes me really want to see his great works such as: Aguirre: the wrath of god, fitzcarraldo and stroszeck.

@myryckyz that " ...
By: TheEvilelvis89. on 09 Aug 10, 18:07:57
@myryckyz that "young" man happens to be a punk rock icon

@TheEvilelvis89 / I ...
By: clukazz. on 05 Aug 10, 14:09:19
@TheEvilelvis89 / I met him in person several years ago. I was living in Genoa (IT) back then and working in an Opera Theatre. As you may know Herzog also directed Operas and I approached him after the first press-conference about theshow. He is indeed very approachable and always finds a moment to speak with anyone interested in his work.

@Kalinack / I ...
By: clukazz. on 05 Aug 10, 13:50:39
@Kalinack / I don't agree with your analysis... Werner is less ethereal than you might think... his movies are physical as much as transcendent (you just have to see the relationship he had with Kinsky to understand it) and Henry is less physical than what I was thinking. I recently saw him live and he has changed and matured a lot since he was a "rockstar".

"Werner HERZOG is ...
By: carsanookdotcom. on 31 Jul 10, 05:11:04
"Werner HERZOG is the greatest European director alive since the the greatest of them all passed away. Ingmar BERGMAN - I do recommend the YouTube interview. Cinema, cinema cinema Dr John CarSanooK! Kingdom of THAILAND

@TheOptimistPrime ...
By: TheEvilelvis89. on 29 Jul 10, 14:24:49
@TheOptimistPrime I agree. not only is he a smart man but he also seems very approachable. I would like to hear from someone who has actually met him in person though.

I think I would ...
By: TheOptimistPrime. on 29 Jul 10, 03:05:50
I think I would really enjoy talking to Werner!

Rollins and his ...
By: Kalinack. on 26 Jul 10, 16:06:05
Rollins and his antithesis lol! Rollins: cynical, literal, banal, Herzog: transcendant, ethereal, ascendant... An incredible juxtaposition. It would be great if we could see the positions reversed through a telecast from another dimension perhaps!

I also wondered why ...
By: Elberiver11. on 18 Jul 10, 23:49:28
I also wondered why he said that L.A. was the city with the most "Substance" in the USA. Substance in the sense of what? But generally i like what he said, a very intelligent man

youtube.com/watch?v ...
By: DirtyGarnet. on 15 Jul 10, 18:27:53
youtube.com/watch?v=QX_n-4lGGkA - Brand new Werner Herzog reading of the famous poem 'If' is located at the above link.

As much as you may ...
By: Galactu5. on 07 Jul 10, 23:52:42
As much as you may admire Herzog, I need some more evidence for the statement about LA having the most "substance" of any place in the US. If you consider that garbage is and has substance, perhaps his statement holds some truth. Maybe his definition of truth, which likely doesn't fit mine, is where the problem occurs. Anyway, good luck with trying to ignore all of the fake tits and other shite.

I like how ...
By: 9Maleficus9. on 20 Jun 10, 14:38:54
I like how appreciative Rollins is in many of his interviews

The Folklore of Los ...
By: Lucvanacker. on 20 Jun 10, 09:01:22
The Folklore of Los Angeles !!! LOL

He is the most ...
By: PtAltmVansanTarr. on 04 Jun 10, 02:13:44
He is the most brilliant and original filmmakers ever, he is one of the few filmmakers whom is a true artist.

Herzog is the MAN!
By: PtAltmVansanTarr. on 04 Jun 10, 02:11:33
Herzog is the MAN!

Werner Herzog, ...
By: RockBottomRiser21. on 29 May 10, 00:47:58
Werner Herzog, probably my favorite person on planet earth.

@youlosez. It was ...
By: lughnasa2007. on 28 May 10, 10:05:04
@youlosez. It was an intro level junket interview promoting the DVD of Grizzly Man. Rollins had 7 minutes. He covered Fitzcarraldo, attitudes to the Hollywood machine and LA as a city, new documentaries vs Cinema Verite, and getting shot...More in depth material is easily accessible for those intrigued by this.

Compared to Herzog, ...
By: Masterphonic. on 27 May 10, 19:13:20
Compared to Herzog, Rollin's is a soft wad of dough

Cloud Capability: Dr Werner Vogels Amazon CTO (Google Atmosphere session 3)
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Why customers are choosing cloud computing

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Werner Herzog on Klaus Kinski
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And a recording made during the shooting of Aguirre.

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Werner forever <3
By: rockerfaerie. on 13 Aug 10, 22:50:46
Werner forever

kinski was fucking ...
By: ephemerol. on 13 Aug 10, 05:21:00
kinski was fucking awesome

@frankysandwich i ...
By: JOSUE5401. on 10 Aug 10, 06:29:44
@frankysandwich i agree! i would love to meet him but klaus kinski more,he seems that he can never get angry at anyone and he put up with kinski's fits.

@JOSUE5401 Herzog. ...
By: frankysandwich. on 10 Aug 10, 04:59:31
@JOSUE5401 Herzog. he's so cool! well, not in a shallow hiphop way, but in a really 'decent down-to-earth' way. he's very admirable. don't you think?

@frankysandwich who ...
By: JOSUE5401. on 09 Aug 10, 06:50:14
@frankysandwich who,klaus or Herzog?

He's my idol. i ...
By: frankysandwich. on 09 Aug 10, 03:00:18
He's my idol. i actually want to emulate him so much right now.

@Ilsimeone Aber er ...
By: MarlaisO. on 30 Jul 10, 04:31:49
@Ilsimeone Aber er hat das Recht gehat, egomanisch zu sein. Sorry for my poor german

@IlluminationGlobal ...
By: eydawn. on 27 Jul 10, 02:18:50
@IlluminationGlobal absolut. auf den punkt genau meine auffassung.

Schade, daß er das ...
By: DerPingelige. on 24 Jul 10, 00:17:39
Schade, daß er das Tonband angehalten hat!

Poor Indians! :-D
By: contemplativegirl21. on 21 Jul 10, 06:41:39
Poor Indians! :-D

@TRE1275 And I ...
By: SonImDisappoint. on 17 Jul 10, 21:02:01
@TRE1275 And I suppose Leonardo DiCaprio is a genius?

Kinski was the ...
By: TRE1275. on 17 Jul 10, 13:54:20
Kinski was the world's biggest douche. Genius, no. Douchbag, yes.

youtube.com/watch?v ...
By: DirtyGarnet. on 15 Jul 10, 18:26:43
youtube.com/watch?v=QX_n-4lGGkA - Brand new Werner Herzog reading of the famous poem 'If' is located at the above link.

You Are no director ...
By: BlammoGer. on 13 Jul 10, 13:06:01
You Are no director! You have to learn from me!" Even Werner Herzog has got to smile about that statement at 1:13

Take that, ...
By: steveconn. on 07 Jul 10, 04:27:09
Take that, Christian Bale!

@clizzleable And ...
By: lamentate07. on 02 Jul 10, 20:14:36
@clizzleable And your problem is?

@lamentate07 go ...
By: clizzleable. on 02 Jul 10, 08:25:13
@lamentate07 go fuck yourself seriously ...

This is so ...
By: manthasagittarius. on 26 Jun 10, 02:36:51
This is so illuminating! So telling that the native extras were not afraid of Kinski's ranting, but of Herzog, because he took it in silence. There is no denying that Kinski was a genius of a certain kind, but very few directors could have stood firm to capture and bring to film all he had to offer.

Herzog scheint mir ...
By: IlluminationGlobal. on 21 May 10, 15:27:13
Herzog scheint mir immer wieder ein zutiefst ehrlicher, sensibler Mann zu sein, der seine Erkenntnisse, seine gewonnen Eindrück für andere auf das Wesentlichste, Verständlichste zu reduzieren versucht. Er mag sich oft negativ, demütig oder klalt anhören, aber er gehört eben zu den Menschen, die nie aufhören, sich selbst zu hinterfragen, die zum Grübeln neigen und sich schonungslos auf ihr Schaffen konzentrieren.

@lamentate07 yes ...
By: cryostation. on 26 Apr 10, 19:00:23
@lamentate07 yes you got it. you seem like an interesting fellow. dont mind my tantrums i usually like people who disagree with me more than those that agree

@cryostation i ...
By: lamentate07. on 26 Apr 10, 15:25:40
@cryostation i think there is something in that, definitely, the impossibility of that unity, and the tragedy of it. that is why i appreciated Grissly Man so much because it provided such a effective antidote to all the post-hippie-nature-is-our-friend loving narratives that are so fashionable in our culture right now. We have become too naive, even arrogant, in our relationship with nature. G.Man, and even Encounters, to a large degree, reveal why this is foolish.

@lamentate07 ok you ...
By: cryostation. on 26 Apr 10, 14:42:36
@lamentate07 ok you were close i think. and off course there is no answers to these questions except for interpretations. but my idea was this. with that quote the latin word for opera, or act as in act of creation. fitz subconscious or symbolic desire to "finish the creation" of the gods and thus to somehow reconcile the gods (ie nature) with humans. the expedition ending in disaster, meaning failure of man and nature to co-exist. at least that is what i think

@cryostation As i ...
By: lamentate07. on 26 Apr 10, 14:38:04
@cryostation As i said, i last watched this movie 10 years ago, at the age of 21. since you have given me a quote to work with, i'll give it a shot. i really do need to see it again though to know for sure, but it could be either 1)a typical Herzogian 'existential' viewpoint where humanity, and all its activities, merely reflect a speck in geological time 2)The arrogant exploitation of nature by humans to suit their needs and desires. As i said, it has been 10 years.

@cryostation i give ...
By: cryostation. on 24 Apr 10, 13:39:17
@cryostation i give you another chance come on figure it out what it is trying to say...

@lamentate07 i ...
By: cryostation. on 24 Apr 10, 13:38:50
@lamentate07 i didnt want to criticise you but to show you that herzog is greater than you give him credit. fitz has a deeper meaning than what you percieved.. although the meaning of the movie is multifarious i think the clue to its most central and greatestidea is in the begining where the indian saying opens the movie " the indians believe this is the land that the gods didnt finish creating, and only after the humans are gone they will return to finish their creation"...

Werner Herzog Reads Mike Mulligan And His Steam Shovel
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German director of Bad Lieutenant, Grizzly Man, and Rescue Dawn reads and interprets the children's classic Mike Mulligan And His Steam Shovel.

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WTF!
By: pseudodionysis. on 06 Sep 10, 14:39:35
WTF!

Wasn't there a ...
By: tsuyoshi15. on 14 Aug 10, 23:18:50
Wasn't there a cartoon version of this book?

youtube.com/watch?v ...
By: DirtyGarnet. on 15 Jul 10, 18:25:21
youtube.com/watch?v=QX_n-4lGGkA - Brand new Werner Herzog reading of the famous poem 'If' is located at the above link.

I am the same age ...
By: diplipito11. on 09 Jul 10, 07:21:50
I am the same age as this book and readi it since I was five, including to my children. It is a happy story, showing how there is a place for old technology, in this case for a machine that receives a well-earned and functional retirement for a remarkable achievement. The story also demonstrates the psychological truth that we sometimes perform better if people are around to appreciate our endeavours. Only as an adult did I notice that the steam shovel is female. Herzog has got it wrong.

@ipbalkenende I ...
By: Zellig. on 06 Jul 10, 19:45:04
@ipbalkenende I personally don't think it's 'over-analyzing'. It's being realistic. The true crime is to fill children's head with falsehoods that will inevitably be torn asunder before their crying eyes by the forces of reality.

Oh my god, I loved ...
By: imneatneatneat. on 29 Jun 10, 21:20:27
Oh my god, I loved that book when I was a kid!!!

too quiet.
By: rick4318. on 23 Jun 10, 00:52:16
too quiet.

Seriously, these ...
By: tomaitoe. on 12 Jun 10, 12:51:35
Seriously, these are brilliant!

really love these ...
By: SiLeNtPuNk1. on 08 Jun 10, 16:09:24
really love these but you need to boost the sound I can't hear it very well on a laptop.

This is my favorite ...
By: jsl6554321. on 06 Jun 10, 01:03:08
This is my favorite one of the "Warner Herzog reads ___" so far. This was one of my favorite books as a child. Do "Little Black Sambo" next.

@ipbalkenende it's ...
By: howisbabbyformed. on 04 Jun 10, 06:28:10
@ipbalkenende it's awesome how you come off as even less fun than Werner Herzog

I like the haka ...
By: saintdenis11. on 20 May 10, 17:13:22
I like the haka chants at the beginning and end of the video. Why? Because they are pointless and have nothing to do with the story. lol

That sucked. Very ...
By: JoeMarman. on 18 May 10, 15:35:46
That sucked. Very boring, without a point and very depressing. Leave me alone to think of happier thoughts.

sir - you are a ...
By: benpapworth. on 06 May 10, 23:35:39
sir - you are a genius!

How about Ferdinand ...
By: StillKingToMe. on 03 May 10, 21:01:15
How about Ferdinand?!

fuck man that is ...
By: rapid638. on 03 May 10, 04:15:19
fuck man that is some heavy dark shit lol it kinda. made the rest of my day sad

do twilight.... ...
By: dragonclam1. on 03 May 10, 03:29:44
do twilight.... that would be epic. really think about it.

I think this one is ...
By: sujuk1. on 01 May 10, 03:14:52
I think this one is the best so far!!! :)

brilliant, so so so ...
By: Fuzzy192006. on 30 Apr 10, 10:27:57
brilliant, so so so so so brilliant

Hahahahaha, I'm ...
By: paxson001. on 29 Apr 10, 06:42:44
Hahahahaha, I'm never the type to laugh at the internets, but oh man, this just ravaged my childhood. Well done, "Warner." Hahahaha.

Hahaahaa these were ...
By: Blossomadorable. on 26 Apr 10, 22:18:32
Hahaahaa these were all amazing! :D

How about "Werner ...
By: Zardoz151. on 26 Apr 10, 15:09:14
How about "Werner Herzog reads The Grinch"

May I suggest that ...
By: Juneappal. on 25 Apr 10, 19:11:17
May I suggest that you go back and re-read the early Babar books? I suspect that Werner might have some interesting observations about the taming of the metaphorical savage by elder white women (The Story of Babar) or about the polyannish attempt to create utopia by fiat (Babar the King.)

Of all the Werner ...
By: pyllyeinari. on 24 Apr 10, 07:31:47
Of all the Werner Herzog impersonators you're by far my favorite one!

please make more! ...
By: flambagels. on 19 Apr 10, 03:52:44
please make more! thank you!

Max Werner - Rain in May
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Max Werner - Rain in May (1981) Nice song, but terrible clip :P

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Warum gibs nirgends ...
By: solitudinarian. on 31 Aug 10, 02:08:06
Warum gibs nirgends ohne vocals *menno*!! :-((

@berggeist88 ...
By: manni0603. on 27 Aug 10, 15:10:22
@berggeist88 es gibt auch gute rapper und haben auch ein bart

Das ist Musik zum ...
By: 4000giga. on 04 Aug 10, 20:13:16
Das ist Musik zum geniesen

Oh man.. Die 80's.. ...
By: ufukfgtuf. on 20 Jul 10, 15:21:38
Oh man.. Die 80's.. was ne zeit.. Da war die Welt noch in Ordnung und vorallem bezahlbar!!!!!!!!!

Super!! Danke fürs ...
By: Thor19761. on 19 Jul 10, 19:15:49
Super!! Danke fürs Reinstellen. Hab den Song oft gehört und ist mit der Zeit ein Ohrwurm geworden. :-)

WoW Ich Bin ...
By: TheScream98. on 26 Jun 10, 15:30:33
WoW Ich Bin Sichtlich Begeistert .----> =/ Nein Scherz Sexy Mädelz Schreckliches Video Alter Mann Das Kann Doch Nur Gail Sein HaHa

@berggeist88 Weißt ...
By: usagi67. on 26 Jun 10, 14:11:22
@berggeist88 Weißt Du überhaupt, was schwul sein genau bedeutet? Bitte keine diskriminierenden Äußerungen. Das machen nur 12-jährige Bubis. Übrigens: Der Clip scheint aus Bonoonoos zu stammen, einer deutschen TV-Sendung Anfang der 80er Jahre.

Amazing how much ...
By: recordman64. on 20 Jun 10, 13:23:06
Amazing how much this sounds like a Phil Collins song!

soft warm spray ...
By: kakfresse123. on 20 Jun 10, 10:13:15
soft warm spray hört sich an wie soft porn spray xD Take of your clouth feel the soft porn spray

@FinalFan7777777 ...
By: MrOhmanno. on 14 Jun 10, 19:22:09
@FinalFan7777777 ich finde es auch immer wieder lustig zu sehen, wie die in den 80ern getanzt haben und wie sie sich angezogen haben...lol!

oh mein gott! das ...
By: MrOhmanno. on 14 Jun 10, 19:17:59
oh mein gott! das lied singen wir grade in musik. wir spielen das auf klavier, xylophon, gitarre, keyboard, schlagzeug und wir singen dazu, macht echt spaß... ich mag das lied auf jeden fall...

Wenn ich was nicht ...
By: Silvershadow196. on 09 Jun 10, 08:13:21
Wenn ich was nicht ausstehen kann, dann ist es Techno, Rap und Break Dance! Das Lied mag ich ganz gerne.

@TheScream98 ich ...
By: 61n64. on 05 Jun 10, 20:04:24
@TheScream98 ich glaube das meint: rapper die denken dass sie rappen können (obwohl sie es eigentlich NICHT können)... So hab ich das auf jeden fall verstanden und so klingts logisch...

@berggeist88 das ...
By: TheScream98. on 03 Jun 10, 15:08:51
@berggeist88 das karpier ich nicht rapper die denken das sie rappen klönnen ich mein das sind rapper die müssen ja rappen können

sowas nennt man ...
By: xXDonLeoneXx. on 02 Jun 10, 11:35:55
sowas nennt man scon gute mucke xD schrott :o

Max Werner. Geil.
By: harald139. on 20 May 10, 12:31:07
Max Werner. Geil.

Das singen wir ...
By: sisaselina. on 19 May 10, 18:27:42
Das singen wir gerade in Musik aber das Lied ist geil xD

das singen wir ...
By: hcsina. on 18 May 10, 12:43:45
das singen wir gerade in musik da bin ich hier drauf gegeangen xD

sehr tolles lied ...
By: TheHappyize. on 15 May 10, 12:09:22
sehr tolles lied kriegt mna richtig gute laune

schöne musik (1+)
By: CompanyofGeorgetown. on 12 May 10, 20:30:01
schöne musik (1+)

normalerweise ma g ...
By: SweetVampireCat. on 12 May 10, 15:22:20
normalerweise ma g ich solche musik nich, aber das is echt cool ;)

jaaa genialer song. ...
By: MrBurner666. on 11 May 10, 10:16:28
jaaa genialer song... gute alte musik^^

@SinnloseZocker in ...
By: adauschekalex. on 10 May 10, 14:02:20
@SinnloseZocker in welcher schule biste den des lied haben wir auch

Nice sample of ...
By: Keijz74. on 10 May 10, 10:54:27
Nice sample of Dutch Symfo, I look a bit like him, never noticed it. The last time I saw it I probably had a shaved face ;o)#

Comäää..:D
By: AldaInDaHouse. on 06 May 10, 17:07:51
Comäää..:D

werner beinhart krankenhaus
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Die Krankenhausszene aus dem Film "Werner - Beinhart!"

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schaut euch mal das ...
By: zochel76. on 06 Sep 10, 21:26:35
schaut euch mal das video in zeitlupe an, da kommt die 4. schwester und wird bei dem geschrei entblöst. dabei fliegt das baby raus und krabelt wieder rein. müsst ihr anschauen.

schaut euch das ...
By: zochel76. on 06 Sep 10, 21:22:08
schaut euch das video mal in zeitlupe an, wenn die 4. krankenschwester kommt und durch das geschrei entplöst wird fliegt aus der schwester ein baby und grabelt wieder rein. umbedingt in zeitlupe anschaun

MEINE RUHE WILL ICH ...
By: ffgsh. on 01 Sep 10, 20:26:02
MEINE RUHE WILL ICH LICHT AUS ODER ICH BEIß DIE LAMPE AB HIER JETZT IST SCHULZ xDDDDDD zu geil

*tränen lach* ich ...
By: shiroi201. on 24 Aug 10, 21:55:39
*tränen lach* ich kann nimma! XDDDDDDDDDDD geiler als werner geht ned

sehr geil^^ achja ...
By: Affenhaug. on 23 Aug 10, 12:17:47
sehr geil^^ achja geiler hook kick bei 2:54

JA WO IS ER DENN!!! ...
By: WuS3l1986. on 14 Aug 10, 11:46:53
JA WO IS ER DENN!!!!!!! Sehr übersichtlich!!! *gröhl*

na was glauben Sie ...
By: DenizakaSnake47. on 13 Aug 10, 19:55:01
na was glauben Sie wozu hier das Scheißhaus da ist - zu geil :D:D

Immer diese ...
By: RingRocker1983. on 04 Aug 10, 16:15:13
Immer diese Drogensüchtigen Ärtze hahahahahaha

dann nimm die ...
By: Crazyunioner. on 03 Aug 10, 20:48:27
dann nimm die Flasche und Verpiss dich gefälligst ^^

die beste szene im ...
By: russianOlga. on 29 Jul 10, 22:51:01
die beste szene im film :)

licht angelassen ...
By: valentin4618. on 25 Jul 10, 21:25:59
licht angelassen olle zicke XD

wie inner ...
By: Deristhaltso. on 24 Jul 10, 01:19:36
wie inner klaaappseee aber da sinn ja die aertzte alle drogenabhängich licht an aufstehen morgenn dumm kucken und bericht schreiben . der patient is agresieve die medikamente müssen erhöht werden waaaas keine medikamente zwangsmedikamentation !!!!!!!!!!!!!! und der drogen test war auch noch positiv bei alkohol ol ol . die ham probleme in hadamar koestlich total inkompetent sach ich nur

ei ei ei wo issa ...
By: JuliusKretschus. on 22 Jul 10, 19:21:27
ei ei ei wo issa denn? sehr übersichtlich :D:D:D wie mies is das denn^^

licht anjelassen -. ...
By: OsJayJay. on 15 Jul 10, 01:21:38
licht anjelassen -.- olle zibbe *lachflash*

wtf steht da etwar ...
By: Kanomaniac. on 14 Jul 10, 19:35:27
wtf steht da etwar wirklich ""gemeingefährlicher Patient""?? XDDD

eieiei wo isser ...
By: TheNetworkfreak. on 13 Jul 10, 07:59:23
eieiei wo isser denn. Sehr übersichtlich

immer diese ...
By: Wrenchcool. on 12 Jul 10, 10:42:54
immer diese drogensüchtigen ärzte...mitunter traurig aber wahr...wenn man daran denken muss wieviel stunden schicht,ein arzt am tag im KH schieben muss...da kann man sich schon vorstellen das sich der eine oder andere was reinpfeift

...
By: MrMarius966. on 10 Jul 10, 09:37:13
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Habe ehut ...
By: MadMarv90. on 08 Jul 10, 23:59:38
Habe ehut Nachmittag im Getränkemarkt zu einer Flasche Bölkstoff gegriffen. Ihr hättet da auch nicht nein sagen können ;)

Das schöhne Bier ey ...
By: Md3lux. on 27 Jun 10, 10:41:51
Das schöhne Bier ey! Alles versaut!!XD

Boa ich war leider ...
By: BruceCarbon. on 24 Jun 10, 19:47:48
Boa ich war leider oft im Krankenhaus, und man wird alles nur nicht gesund :S weil dir bei mir wirklich iwan um 6 auf der Matte standen :S Boa ey und das LICHT AAAAAHHHHHHH

...
By: x37v1990. on 20 Jun 10, 16:32:39
Elfriiiiiieeeeeedeeeeeee! Elfriiiiiieeeeeedeeeeeee! xD

ELFRIEDE! xDD
By: Ihrdckhi. on 11 Jun 10, 13:31:08
ELFRIEDE! xDD

@Wbloop Du kannst ...
By: Ihrdckhi. on 11 Jun 10, 13:30:39
@Wbloop Du kannst dir dein passwort zuschicken lassen wenn du deine e-mail adresse angibst!

4:48 Scheiße Rakete ...
By: geraint0808. on 30 May 10, 15:40:01
4:48 Scheiße Rakete!!!

Werner-Fußball Teil1
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wach it

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ah ja
By: veronikahahn. on 08 Sep 10, 18:13:51
ah ja

"für eine kiste ...
By: omfg3497. on 02 Sep 10, 22:45:57
"für eine kiste Sprotten von inter mailand weg" der erste werner teil war noch richtig geil xD

"dich werd ich ...
By: prinzpacaer. on 18 Aug 10, 20:20:41
"dich werd ich unangespitz in den boden stampfen" XD 5:56 ist beste stelle ueberhaupt XD

Wer springt am ...
By: HansaKeule246. on 14 Aug 10, 21:51:06
Wer springt am höchsten..? Natürlich Langmann! :"D

HAHAHAHA.... Klaus ...
By: Zaisorian. on 14 Aug 10, 19:23:07
HAHAHAHA.... Klaus Möhrer kann es nicht fassennn!!... Danke Brösel! Der erste Werner war genial! Astreines Stück deutsche Filmkultur.

Wieviel Bier er am ...
By: Mordekaion. on 14 Aug 10, 15:15:32
Wieviel Bier er am Anfang zerdeppert bis er eins zünden kann find ich schon zu heiß :D

@bayernultra1 ich ...
By: obsidianwing. on 12 Aug 10, 22:16:24
@bayernultra1 ich auch XD

LMFAO, this is ...
By: wolfiedmx. on 09 Aug 10, 15:24:06
LMFAO, this is soooo funny XD

Berni Blickmann ist ...
By: iDominik24. on 02 Aug 10, 16:21:13
Berni Blickmann ist cool! Oh, und ausser dem, ich suche noch schöne Melonen!!! ;-)

lol...der besoffene ...
By: StefanRockstarz. on 30 Jul 10, 15:04:48
lol...der besoffene is der geilste...=D=D

Sach ma, sind wir ...
By: Borowski85. on 23 Jul 10, 19:56:43
Sach ma, sind wir hier auf dem Fußballplatz?:D Legendäre Sprüche, die in den normalen Sprachgebrauch übergegangen sind!;)

swelcher teil is ...
By: siner1997. on 21 Jul 10, 22:51:26
swelcher teil is das noma?

das ist gut
By: 1999Jannis. on 18 Jul 10, 07:37:27
das ist gut

"Frische Blumen", ...
By: FrontlinerCdV. on 13 Jul 10, 13:48:30
"Frische Blumen", das ist ja wohl der Hammer xD

Immer noch ...
By: satansheep1990. on 08 Jul 10, 23:19:40
Immer noch unerreicht - an den ersten mit diesem geilem Match kommt kein Werner Film ran! Werner und Brösel 4-ever!

GEILES DING !!!
By: PascalOchs. on 07 Jul 10, 12:38:28
GEILES DING !!!

nee, nichts da! Das ...
By: blauebanane998. on 04 Jul 10, 09:06:15
nee, nichts da! Das is nich aufm Brarupmarkt in? Süderbrarup! Das is ganz klar der Exer in Kiel! Die Stadthäuser und die beiden Diagonalstraßen könnten so bei g-earth rauskopiert sein^^

"dat is geil" ... ...
By: dangergErBi. on 02 Jul 10, 00:25:40
"dat is geil" ... kapitän offensichtlich schlägt zu

Wieviel pullen hat ...
By: obiwanfisher537. on 22 Jun 10, 15:49:35
Wieviel pullen hat der noch????^^^^

DER BLIDE IST SO ...
By: sefkan13. on 18 Jun 10, 21:13:29
DER BLIDE IST SO GEIL OMG SO GUT KONNTE NCIHT MAL DAD SPIELEN ALS ER NOCH PROFI WAAR BEI RW ERFURT

Der Blinde geht ab ...
By: SamuelHeller95. on 15 Jun 10, 17:17:01
Der Blinde geht ab!XD

Des wird auch nich ...
By: Ocrana111. on 07 Jun 10, 16:38:21
Des wird auch nich langweilig... ich fall noch jetz jedes mal vom stuhl xD

@jecapeter kauf dir ...
By: sandro0212. on 05 Jun 10, 21:14:49
@jecapeter kauf dir eine goldwaage und leg jedes wort drauf. anschließend nach wichtigkeit wiegen

@sandro0212 Nur ...
By: jecapeter. on 01 Jun 10, 19:32:03
@sandro0212 Nur beim ersten Mal? Respekt, ich schaff es heute noch nicht, das zu sehen, ohne laut loszulachen... ;p

@BennySchalker1904 ...
By: Morgena1. on 23 May 10, 20:53:18
@BennySchalker1904 jo du so geht es mir auch

1 million fps Slow Motion video of bullet impacts made by Werner Mehl from Kurzzeit
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Be sure to see my other videos of more slow motion bullet impacts! Slow Motion video of bullet impacts made by Werner Mehl from Kurzzeit. These are by far the best slow motion bullet impacts available anywhere. Watch for the hollow point rounds in the ballistics gel. Music: Artist:J-Punch Song:Temple (Tribal Mix) Album:Bang It Forward

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@ ...
By: pierrewikberg. on 09 Sep 10, 14:01:34
@ChristianityCrusader Eh yeah. Well hard to say if it´s 1 million or 200,000 fps, but if they say 1 mill it´s prolly a mill. 30-40 fps? Ha, gees.

This really is shot ...
By: ChristianityCrusader. on 09 Sep 10, 13:26:11
This really is shot at 1 million frames per second (fps)...it's just clearly not shown at that rate, otherwise we'd be here all day, it'd most likely be about 30-40 fps.

the art of physics
By: bc71766. on 09 Sep 10, 06:30:35
the art of physics

@TheJPunch ok ...
By: asm2001. on 09 Sep 10, 06:12:41
@TheJPunch ok thanks, good video and a good song.

someone who knows ...
By: EARTH51087. on 09 Sep 10, 02:49:31
someone who knows guns tell me why the bullets were falling apart like that. i shot a 50 cal at a steel plate b4 and it just mushroomed back and stayed a chunk....were these explosive shots or hollotpoints or some shit. they look like they turn to liquid

@Coverbuster you're ...
By: dd5k. on 09 Sep 10, 01:31:00
@Coverbuster you're a fag. and nobody likes you

@asm2001 J-Punch - ...
By: TheJPunch. on 08 Sep 10, 21:26:26
@asm2001 J-Punch - Temple - Tribal Mix

@Xesstel bullets ...
By: hugeackman. on 08 Sep 10, 16:29:57
@Xesstel bullets can't dodge chuck norris!

@animelover1344 1: ...
By: Shotgun93Steve. on 08 Sep 10, 13:59:28
@animelover1344 1:07 Orgasm. :3

actually the trick ...
By: SusanLockwood7774. on 08 Sep 10, 11:58:49
actually the trick is to go to grabyourmp3..com to grab this mp3.

@Lividify Um... ...
By: PartyBusGaming. on 08 Sep 10, 03:46:54
@Lividify Um... something close to that, you see, it records that fast, but then is slowed down to 15-60 fps to play normally. The footage is then slow. A million may be absurd, but you would have to have a large FPS at recording to captrue a bullet impact.

lol 1 million fps ...
By: Lividify. on 08 Sep 10, 00:51:03
lol 1 million fps lies, whats the actual frame rate? please answer i'm really interested

@citizenhal Oh. I ...
By: kristof007. on 07 Sep 10, 16:55:55
@citizenhal Oh. I was not aware of that. Thanks for the info!

@kristof007 It's ...
By: citizenhal. on 07 Sep 10, 16:42:15
@kristof007 It's not vintage, capturing something at that speed is just so fast that video quality and colour have to be sacrificed. These videos aren't old at all.

song just keeps ...
By: imjustwonderful. on 07 Sep 10, 16:38:45
song just keeps repeating, and repeating, and repeating.

MAGIC
By: ICBMPIRATE2. on 07 Sep 10, 14:29:24
MAGIC

turn it off then
By: beerspace. on 07 Sep 10, 14:15:05
turn it off then

sm so stone doutta ...
By: zealote. on 07 Sep 10, 08:16:46
sm so stone doutta mny ass i misseed the milike button

this would be a ...
By: Bones1977ify. on 07 Sep 10, 04:43:43
this would be a good video if it wasnt for the gay music

what about speed of ...
By: omairhe. on 07 Sep 10, 02:47:17
what about speed of light??

Must Watch Twice. ...
By: JimPrower. on 07 Sep 10, 00:00:41
Must Watch Twice. Not once. Twice.

2:01 wth
By: sasukekeith1. on 06 Sep 10, 22:08:36
2:01 wth

Wow, some amazing ...
By: NoDakBees. on 06 Sep 10, 15:51:16
Wow, some amazing footage! The last part of shotgun BBs was great too!

how the hell are ...
By: jokerhateme. on 06 Sep 10, 13:12:18
how the hell are you doing this?

Beauty...
By: venduzo. on 06 Sep 10, 08:22:22
Beauty...

PLASTIC BAG | FUTURESTATES | ITVS
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View all 11 FUTURESTATES episodes at: www.futurestates.tv Plastic Bag by Ramin Bahrani Struggling with its immortality, a discarded plastic bag (voiced by Werner Herzog) ventures through the environmentally barren remains of America as it searches for its maker. Go behind the scenes and read about the making: futurestates.tv Learn more about ITVS: itvs.org

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So poetic.
By: mvszao. on 08 Sep 10, 16:53:00
So poetic.

mindblowing.
By: PukingWithLaughter. on 08 Sep 10, 00:13:09
mindblowing.

Probably the best ...
By: PlutoTourist. on 05 Sep 10, 18:03:31
Probably the best video ever promoting the use of biodegradable plastic bags. The quality is amazing!

she mashed that ...
By: JJGredig. on 04 Sep 10, 23:40:06
she mashed that piece of dog shit all to hell! LuLz

That was sad and ...
By: eixuian. on 04 Sep 10, 10:01:23
That was sad and beautiful.

"I wish you had ...
By: Heavenhellhaleema. on 04 Sep 10, 01:52:32
"I wish you had created me so that I could die" ♥ omg i love this!

This is the most ...
By: celeferguson1. on 04 Sep 10, 01:43:55
This is the most amazing thing I've seen in a while.

I'm going to go ...
By: minitrini13. on 03 Sep 10, 05:44:43
I'm going to go upstairs and hug all my plastic bags really really close against my face. Thanks Werner Herzog!

And I wish Sigur ...
By: Imp44. on 02 Sep 10, 22:16:48
And I wish Sigur Ros scored my life.

@JJGredig Ahaha.
By: sstephinfection. on 02 Sep 10, 18:19:42
@JJGredig Ahaha.

Poor plastic bag ...
By: Slotwinianka. on 02 Sep 10, 16:35:22
Poor plastic bag her history is very moving...

true that! click to ...
By: spiritual5481. on 02 Sep 10, 12:35:48
true that! click to uconvmp3 (dot) com to download youtube music to mp3s.

aye bo.........
By: karenapuhi. on 02 Sep 10, 04:32:51
aye bo.........

I want the song but ...
By: Givicencio. on 02 Sep 10, 02:43:20
I want the song but I cant find it.. its by Kjartan Sveinsson

I almost cried (lol)
By: ajnabee03. on 01 Sep 10, 12:49:32
I almost cried (lol)

fucking brown ...
By: JJGredig. on 01 Sep 10, 12:38:26
fucking brown plastic bags and their damn food stamps.

Ban the plastic.
By: halfstring. on 01 Sep 10, 06:04:33
Ban the plastic.

Werner Herzog is my ...
By: Walterstublat. on 27 Aug 10, 14:32:56
Werner Herzog is my hero.

@dudewholikesmovies ...
By: AngryProductions. on 27 Aug 10, 11:39:59
@dudewholikesmovies I just saw the other one on wimp.com and came straight here to see if anyone had noticed. The other one is awful and blunt compared to this.

I hope they are ...
By: UniversalPat. on 26 Aug 10, 23:03:46
I hope they are showing this in schools. And on Sesame Street.

i wonder where ...
By: kalthaushummel. on 24 Aug 10, 19:33:54
i wonder where those little pieces are now..... oh dear, i think i do.... ;-(

awesome!
By: strawbrybubbles. on 23 Aug 10, 23:05:40
awesome!

healthebay ripped ...
By: dudewholikesmovies. on 23 Aug 10, 20:34:22
healthebay ripped this off, too bad it isn't nearly as good

kjartan sveinsson + ...
By: artistsandbox. on 22 Aug 10, 23:36:50
kjartan sveinsson + werner herzog = fantastic film

That was epic! :)
By: fightersanime. on 20 Aug 10, 19:29:27
That was epic! :)

The Rheingold Prelude (Nosferatu 1979)
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The Mountains set against the E-flat major triadic-drone of the Rheingold Prelude (beginning 2:22 minutes into the video). One of the magical moments in film. From Werner Herzog's Nosferatu (1979).

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As a matter of ...
By: Calyton21. on 08 Sep 10, 20:22:39
As a matter of practical importance, shouldn't there be a road that connects the mountain castle to a village in the valley? How else would goods be transported to the castle?

MAJESTIC FILM!!!
By: nosferatuist. on 03 Sep 10, 21:56:39
MAJESTIC FILM!!!

Hey krashly71, fuck ...
By: slippolives. on 02 Sep 10, 15:59:39
Hey krashly71, fuck you - what have you ever done? All you all you do is complain about Twighlight. And I can't "listen" to what's happening on this low budget film, it's done in German and all I can do is read the subtitles, Oh and Klaus looks great with his obviously fake front teeth, as good as Kinski is, a little more work on realism would have made it a lot better. The music is stolen and many of the scenes are right out of the 1922 movie.

@Chockarblock ...
By: castingtherunes. on 29 Aug 10, 04:14:23
@Chockarblock Other vampire flicks I like are Let The Right One In, Daughters of Darkness, The Reflecting Skin, Martin and Let's Scare Jessica to Death. Now you know for deadly certain that I'm not a Twilight fan!

@castingtherunes - ...
By: Chockarblock. on 28 Aug 10, 13:14:46
@castingtherunes - Oh .... my bad ;-) Very witty of you in that case. I must admit I wondered why a Twilighter would buy the Nosferatu soundtrack. I adore the music of Popol Vuh but I have yet to buy it myself.

The point is that ...
By: OrfeoEnajenado. on 28 Aug 10, 09:06:23
The point is that Herzog back then was right to let this exist withing his work, he conceived a sense of transition from the real and the unreal beneath the shadows, to allow the public to see something rare times in life you're allowed to see and feel; and even better: to make it part of the storytelling. He also confesses that if he would make things over again, it might not be the same as slow paced...so we have to be thankful of this man's vision, imagination and determination as artist

Master Herzog on ...
By: OrfeoEnajenado. on 28 Aug 10, 09:01:02
Master Herzog on the DVD comment reveals that he made a huge battle againts FOX to preserve this very same sequence...he critizices the thendency of the mainstream movie makers of making everything quick-paced...such a beautiful scene like this from twilight to nightfall has a strange force over you as a viewer, like you yourself are on those mountains watching the clouds flow and everything being shrouded in darkness

@Chockarblock I ...
By: castingtherunes. on 27 Aug 10, 15:37:23
@Chockarblock I know. I'm saying that's what a Twilight fan would say!

@castingtherunes - ...
By: Chockarblock. on 27 Aug 10, 12:29:14
@castingtherunes - well that is what vampires are supposed to be like....duh!!! They're not supposed to be portrayed as photogenic, sulky teenagers.

Twilight fan: I've ...
By: castingtherunes. on 19 Aug 10, 01:03:13
Twilight fan: I've seen Nosferatu and it's gross. The vampire is bald and ugly and doesn't sparkle and has bad manners.

I bought the ...
By: castingtherunes. on 19 Aug 10, 00:54:47
I bought the Nosferatu soundtrack and less than a quarter of the film's music is on it. Most of the album has Indian numbers. Strange. If anyone knows of a proper Nosferatu soundtrack, let me know.

Blood was flowing ...
By: asystolgod. on 18 Aug 10, 04:20:44
Blood was flowing through my veins while this film was being conceived and when it was born unto the screen. I know in my blood that this is the best representation of Bram Stokers Dracula in film that exists. The score, the characters, the locations. everything Herzog details sets up the next scene with purpose and fear. Great experience, we are blessed to have Herzog on this planet.

@krashly71 do not ...
By: Fokosmok. on 17 Aug 10, 12:59:49
@krashly71 do not match these two films, its a different style, i like twilight and nosferatu and what will you tell to me now?

Fucking Godlike!
By: Laverty3. on 04 Aug 10, 19:34:10
Fucking Godlike!

Saying Twilight is ...
By: CF1975. on 03 Aug 10, 21:59:16
Saying Twilight is a joke compared to this has got to be one of the biggest understatements of all time. I was litterally hypnotised by this movie: simply brilliant. The music is almost achingly beautiful. The only flaw in my opinion was the fact the voices were dubbed: that is always distracting, no matter how hard you try to ignore it.Bruno Ganz seems (despite all the great roles he played) always somewhat underrated: The Himmel uber Berlin and Der Untergang are some of his best performances.

Like this.
By: Ypipable. on 02 Aug 10, 04:59:18
Like this.

I prefer dusk.
By: Ypipable. on 02 Aug 10, 04:52:44
I prefer dusk.

please don't speak ...
By: phille22. on 28 Jul 10, 17:14:09
please don't speak of Twilight on this page. it's ruining the mood

It's a poem of ...
By: mikirso. on 22 Jul 10, 01:55:44
It's a poem of images full of romantic references. This is not a movie, it is a literary masterpiece in which the souls of Goethe and Shilling are telling us to believe in the force of Nature.

@krashly71 Your ...
By: Adastra14. on 17 Jul 10, 13:23:21
@krashly71 Your words were gold how you laid them out. And i Agree completely because art requires thought to provoke further thought.

un capolavoro
By: guseppe1974. on 03 Jul 10, 10:49:59
un capolavoro

@krashly71 quote.. ...
By: jcw001. on 01 Jul 10, 21:57:57
@krashly71 quote.."Nosferatu demands a viewer watch, listen,? and truly see whats happening, its a work of art. It doesnt bribe you with effects, sex or marketing, it just is.".......Very Well said .....my sentiments exactly

@StoertebekerClaus ...
By: flaminia5. on 27 Jun 10, 19:24:53
@StoertebekerClaus sind Sie so sicher? und was sagen Sie zu dem "Sanctus Dominus" am Ende?

@flaminia5 Ja und ...
By: StoertebekerClaus. on 27 Jun 10, 15:13:51
@flaminia5 Ja und Nein. Die Musik dient hier rein atmosphärischen Zwecken. Mit dem mythologischen Hintergrund der Wagner-Oper steht der Dracula-Stoff ja in keinerlei Verbindung.

i fucking love the ...
By: itbeats4u. on 27 Jun 10, 01:22:39
i fucking love the music on the second half of the video

The Kenny Werner Trio
Posted by: vladpiano

Video duration: 591 seconds
Global video hits: 35978

Kenny Werner, Ari Hoenig: Drums, Johannes Wiedenmueller: bass

Related: jazz

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This describes ...
By: Zeranor1. on 04 Sep 10, 21:45:09
This describes perfectness and beautifulness in my world!

this is my first ...
By: orioman. on 19 Aug 10, 05:56:31
this is my first time feel the jazz by watching.

this just amazing ...
By: bassboyband. on 16 Jul 10, 01:24:27
this just amazing music geniuse , skill and creativity

I'm currently ...
By: SSselfsponsored. on 13 Jul 10, 20:16:49
I'm currently reading Kenny Werner's book, Effortless Mastery

woo i need a cup of ...
By: 14luisalonso. on 19 Jun 10, 07:34:50
woo i need a cup of coffee and get myself back to listen to this again. i love it. fantastic drumming. such playful trio. This is the "free" i like.. one that honors the composition

Kenny's trio is ...
By: johnharris61. on 05 Jun 10, 23:08:52
Kenny's trio is serious

@TheIsraDave Yeah, ...
By: Wildcock23. on 26 May 10, 10:00:56
@TheIsraDave Yeah, I'm looking for a song called EAST MEET WEST and it's from the Uncovered Heart album

JAZZ, crazy man, ...
By: Pakijaner. on 30 Apr 10, 17:14:52
JAZZ, crazy man, crazy...!!!

i lvoe the way his ...
By: satanrocks668. on 10 Apr 10, 14:32:59
i lvoe the way his trio is arranged so that they can look at each other and communicate

7:20
By: morkus26. on 04 Jan 10, 19:49:20
7:20

It would be great, ...
By: TheIsraDave. on 18 Aug 09, 20:37:59
It would be great, because it's one of the most moving things I've ever heard.

I don't know if I ...
By: emulyans1. on 18 Aug 09, 20:02:44
I don't know if I have a video on that. I'll have to see. But that's a great idea. Thanks, Kenny

hey, can you post a ...
By: TheIsraDave. on 18 Aug 09, 11:13:30
hey, can you post a vid of "Uncovered Heart"?

If you like this, ...
By: martingerup. on 22 Apr 09, 09:41:00
If you like this, check out the Swizz pianoplayer Nik Bärtch and his Ronin. It's also kind of poly-mix-rhytmic things, but totally different. No solos. Very funky. But I really like The Kenny Werner trio, it must be fun to play the bass and the drums.

this video is such ...
By: GuitarPlyr11. on 09 Apr 09, 14:57:16
this video is such a joy to watch.. these are some truly amazing musicians, pure soul. Thank you for posting

after reading ...
By: sucubus. on 23 Mar 09, 07:41:35
after reading effortless mastery i was happy with my playing for the first time in my life...for about 4 months. then i lost it so im reading it again haha. great book seriously enlightning

Physically I can ...
By: BrotherClark09. on 22 Mar 09, 13:04:01
Physically I can completley agree with you. He barely moves at all. And musically I can kind of agree, but I still think he is a great drummer.

that groove around ...
By: renshumainichi. on 20 Feb 09, 07:18:06
that groove around 8:30 is phat

how ever said that ...
By: jonifli. on 05 Feb 09, 22:59:45
how ever said that play drums is easy??hahaha. unbeliavable drummer

u sir are an idiot
By: andybass23. on 28 Jan 09, 20:06:29
u sir are an idiot

These guys are ...
By: atbundros. on 18 Jan 09, 06:14:18
These guys are pretty freakin' awesome. If you don't like it, its only 'cause ur brain doesn't have the right musical 'schemas' developed in it. The exact same way an East Indian raga sounds strange and foreign and nonsensical. Its ok that you don't get it though, seriously, its just fine. If u were to develop the necessary 'schemas', then you will finally be able to hear it truly and deeply. In the mean time, listen and love the music you really love, and even still dislike this music. thats ok

ari's dope
By: JAMFKru. on 07 Jan 09, 07:41:46
ari's dope

i agree--this is ...
By: jasoncasper16. on 29 Dec 08, 08:11:52
i agree--this is amazing

I love Ari's ...
By: jasoncasper16. on 29 Dec 08, 08:10:41
I love Ari's playing. When I have seen him live he is always amazing.

zzzzzzzz...zzzz.... ...
By: vova47. on 15 Dec 08, 15:10:59
zzzzzzzz...zzzz....zzzzzzz....

Crispin Glover on art, Werner Herzog, David Letterman snafu
Posted by: zackwolk

Video duration: 701 seconds
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crispin glover is a genius on tom green live

Related: crispin, glover, tom, green, live, david, letterman, werner, herzog

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I he says " ...
By: flavoredwallpaper. on 05 Sep 10, 21:05:06
I he says "corporate" or "media" one more time...

super video bin ...
By: mattiealtitudeprah. on 03 Sep 10, 02:22:40
super video bin total Kuschel bedürftig aber niemand da ;(

hey you, get your ...
By: squashsatch. on 02 Sep 10, 19:50:54
hey you, get your damn hands off of her!

@zazeify It's not ...
By: jehouse. on 28 Aug 10, 04:19:46
@zazeify It's not his real middle name. He adopted it.

love Glover, Tom ...
By: 5winston. on 16 Aug 10, 07:39:38
love Glover, Tom Green on public access now?!

I definitely hope ...
By: Litvinenko88. on 13 Aug 10, 22:18:51
I definitely hope he is the riddler. If anyone can be a method actor like Ledger was (whom I think was the last of the current generation of actual actors) its Glover.

Glover is a great ...
By: Litvinenko88. on 13 Aug 10, 22:10:50
Glover is a great actor and very intelligent. I don't understand why he is not regarded as a prominent figure as compared to a talentless hack like twlight actors.

@ConnerHawke me ...
By: TheEvilelvis89. on 09 Aug 10, 00:10:04
@ConnerHawke me too. it's a brilliant film.

oh, the things i ...
By: MeganLovesGaGa. on 06 Aug 10, 20:39:40
oh, the things i would do to Crispin Glover ( ;

the Riddler ladies ...
By: pinfold1000. on 05 Aug 10, 20:01:13
the Riddler ladies and gentlemen! hope nolan puts him in the running for the part.

.. Where's the rest ...
By: StevenRoyEdwards. on 05 Aug 10, 18:55:17
.. Where's the rest of it? ...

Brilliant ...
By: wizardofxenia. on 05 Aug 10, 13:07:42
Brilliant perceptions. I've yet to see What Is It?, not sure why I haven't yet.

Mr. Glover has come ...
By: HighNortherner. on 05 Aug 10, 06:43:58
Mr. Glover has come a long way. A smart man. A good man, I think.

i dont thing tom is ...
By: TheChickenMaggoT. on 04 Aug 10, 08:01:58
i dont thing tom is bored, thats just his face

It's ironic that ...
By: wellesradio. on 04 Aug 10, 01:15:36
It's ironic that the usually surreal Crispin Glover delivers an interview so coherent it makes Youtube closed captions work properly for the first time in history! I also like that he didn't buy into going over the Letterman incident all over again. I'll bet he's tired of people bringing that up.

This is the most ...
By: RATxKILLEDxTHExBEAR. on 02 Aug 10, 10:22:42
This is the most serious and meaningful tom green I have ever seen haha! Even so great interview. he's such a great actor and person!

lol tom green... ...
By: EMOtristinlee. on 02 Aug 10, 00:02:18
lol tom green...havent watched him in foreverr

Great interview... ...
By: OSeanessy. on 30 Jul 10, 19:41:15
Great interview... a real pity it stops mid-flow.

This only proves ...
By: megatroll. on 30 Jul 10, 12:12:43
This only proves how much of an sensitive artist and thoughtful person Glover is and how much of a fuckin' asshole Letterman is!

@zazeify yeah ...
By: Ballmeyer. on 17 Jul 10, 13:04:59
@zazeify yeah totally true. What I think would be optimal, though, is to at one point stop needing someone to keep us on our toes because we start taking care of that ourselves. That's what I do, anyway. Actually, I keep people on their toes most of the time, by humbly exposing my ideas when a debate isn't too hot and making them see things, facts or points of view they hadn't considered and which makes them realise whatever they were defending with absolute faith is perhaps not so true.

@Ballmeyer it is. ...
By: zazeify. on 16 Jul 10, 16:57:29
@Ballmeyer it is. and there's no way around it. it's called "inspiration" nobody can live without it. People like Rusie above, think that they can, but it just isn't true. We all need others to keep us on our toes. And yes, someone CAN make you think for yourself. I dont' mean FORCE you to think for yourself. I just mean by who they are and what they say, it happens.

@zazeify that's ...
By: Ballmeyer. on 16 Jul 10, 16:08:48
@zazeify that's sort of a huge paradox.

tom green looks ...
By: Ballmeyer. on 16 Jul 10, 16:08:14
tom green looks bored of life and glover is a really bright man. I feel better now. Or do I?

This man deserves ...
By: ericmsandoval. on 14 Jul 10, 07:05:53
This man deserves so much more attention.

Smells like the ...
By: TWashB. on 07 Jul 10, 10:16:11
Smells like the caller is also Glover. Glover is doing what her likes to do here...

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